WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



El Scorchio 2:50 Mon Oct 2
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
Fucking idiot.

Eggbert Nobacon 2:51 Mon Oct 2
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
normannomates 2:57 Sun Oct 1
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
A good Tiger will do a good Lion .
An actual fact.



Theree are accounts of this fight going both ways

A good lion will do a good looking tiger though and you end up with a Liger which is the biggest of all big cats

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger

Curbs Little Helper 3:06 Mon Oct 2
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
You'd be surprised how stupid people are. Just back from Safari in Sa - saw a pride of lions - some dumb ass got out of his car to get closer to take a picture - respect the bush....

gph 4:58 Mon Oct 2
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
The European/Eurasian Lion has only been extinct for ~13,000 years.

Cave paintings sometimes show it with faint stripes, and few have manes (and some of the maneless ones are clearly male).

HairyHammer 5:00 Mon Oct 2
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
Sven Roeder 2.34

HA ! True dat !

chim chim cha boo 5:20 Mon Oct 2
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
Curbs Little Helper 3:06 Mon Oct 2

Oh I respect the bush all right- but that's a different story.

You are right though, people are pretty stupid when it comes to cats. Most people think that a cat sleeps all day but a cat is never really asleep.

I went to London Zoo with a girl once in the winter and as we pressed our noses against the glass to see a lion asleep on top of a platform I remember saying something like 'you never really get to see a lion properly in this enclosure as they are always asleep'.

Just as I said it a duck flew over and this lion that I thought was asleep leapt an almost unbelievable height and snatched the duck from the air. It was absolutely fucking amazing unless you are a duck.

We legged it around to the other window and the lion put the dead duck down and started pulling its feathers out making little grunting, snarling noises.

It must be quite common with enclosed lions because I always seem to notice a pile of feathers in a big cat's enclosure.

A few years ago I went to a Lion sanctuary in South Africa and you could drive through the massive enclosure the lions were in. I was talking to someone who worked there and they said they usually lost at least 1 tourist a year. People would see a lion a reasonable distance from them, wind the window down to take a photo and a lion is so fast, that would be that. He said the victims were mainly Chinese tourists.

We were allowed into an enclosure with about 30 lion-cubs. They were great but more like lizards than cats in the way they seemed to look through you.

I was there with a pal who's about 6ft 3 and was in the South African Army. He got down on his hands and knees in front of a little lion-cub and it jumped on his back, flipped him over and held on to his neck in a vice-like grip. Everyone thought it was funny (especially his kids) but there was literally nothing he could do about it.

Don't fuck with lions!

neilalex 6:16 Mon Oct 2
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
What is it with Chinese and Japanese tourists? I've seen numerous examples of both risking life and limb for a fucking photo.

I was in Iceland and there's a couple of spectacular, but spectacularly dangerous pounding Atlantic coast beaches. Lots of Chinese tourists at the edge of the surf holding their arms out, back to the sea for photos. Despite warning signs all over the beach actually showing press cuttings of some idiot Chinese tourist who was swept out and died a couple of months before.

gph 6:34 Mon Oct 2
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
You only have to look at domestic cats to see they are pschyos, very small psychos, but still psychos.

How little imagination can you have, if you can't figure out what's likely to happen if you scale them up to the point where they are no longer physically intimidated by you?

Swiss. 7:01 Mon Oct 2
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
Jaapie mate told me a story of when hunting on the veldt. A Leopard jumped on the back of the open truck. His mate a strong rugby type managed to hold the cats front paws at bay. Then it pulled up it's hind legs and ripped his stomach out.

Just an FYI watch out for the hind legs

Northern Sold 10:07 Mon Oct 2
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
Give me 10 Lions anyday compared to one fucked off pissed up Honey Badger.... those thongs are fucking insane... I have seen 4 Lions try and chew one up and end up on the losing side... Honey Badgers... the ICF of the savanah

gph 10:24 Mon Oct 2
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
Honey badgers wear insane thongs?

Someone's been watching something dodgy on the internet...

East Auckland Hammer 10:25 Mon Oct 2
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
What does Nick Cummins have to do with anything?

Apart from he also plays rugby.

Swiss. 11:33 Wed Oct 4
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
Look at the size of these mothers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsavo_Man-Eaters

Facinating story and the subject of a terrible film The Ghost and The Darkness with Kilmer and Douglas

Ate 30 people

Northern Sold 11:58 Wed Oct 4
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
Taxidermist needs shooting.... or fed to the Lions... awful bit of stuffing there..

Swiss. 1:27 Wed Oct 4
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
I didn't realise you had maneless male lions.

Swiss. 1:39 Wed Oct 4
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
Think I'll watch The Bwana Devil at the weekend. Nigel Bruce and in 3D. Who could miss it

gph 1:45 Wed Oct 4
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
Swiss - the European lion was a different, but closely related, species

Northern Sold 3:09 Wed Oct 4
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
Best Lion ever was Clarence the cross eyed Lion from Daktari

Swiss. 4:07 Wed Oct 4
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
"Daktari , Daktari ,Daktari "

Swiss. 4:08 Wed Oct 4
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
gph

European Lions were maneless? But these were African no?

boleyn8420 4:44 Wed Oct 4
Re: Scott Baldwin bitten by tiger
What a twat. Very funny though. Me big ruffty, tuffty rugby man. Thats just a big pussy cat, owwwwwww
Cunt

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